Piss Yellow

Well, this blog is supposed to be about things that piss me off, but...

This is something different.

Snow Island, In The Middle Of Piss Lake:

Piss. Piss, pissy Piss-piss

Piss is yellow. Let's make it a little yellower...

Dark.

Nah, that's a little too dark.

If my piss was that dark, I'd start to wonder.

Well anyway,

it snowed the other night,

Nice, pristine, WHITE snow....

Then I pissed on it!

I've been pissing in the same spot, next to the car in the yard,

for two days or so, and it started to become a lake,

Piss Lake.

In the middle of it is this little gloomp of clean snow.

An island.

In the middle of a lake of piss.

So this is the story of Snow Island,

In The Middle Of Piss Lake.

Once upon a March there lived a little island of snow,

in the middle of a big lake of yellow piss.

All the neighborhood critters came there to frolic.

Then the weather got warmer,

and the little island started to melt.

One Bear, upon observing this development,

Decided to put the cute little island out of its fuckin' misery, already,

and get on with more important matters, So I pissed on it!

The End.

Now wasn't that fuckin' touching?

Well I thought it was,

So if you didn't, then screw you!

Ha! Just yankin' yer chain!

Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop.

Nuck-nuck-nuck-nuck.

Have a nice day. :)