Die, Motherfucker, Die!

Red blood ran out of the dead soldier's ear. It was RED, no, I mean RED!
"Wow!" Joe said. "I just shot your fuckin' brains right outta your head!"
Now that's red!
Not yellow, like piss...

Piss Yellow

Well, this blog is supposed to be about things that piss me off, but...

This is something different.

Snow Island, In The Middle Of Piss Lake:

Piss. Piss, pissy Piss-piss

Piss is yellow. Let's make it a little yellower...

Dark.

Nah, that's a little too dark.

If my piss was that dark, I'd start to wonder.

Well anyway,

it snowed the other night,

Nice, pristine, WHITE snow....

Then I pissed on it!

I've been pissing in the same spot, next to the car in the yard,

for two days or so, and it started to become a lake,

Piss Lake.

In the middle of it is this little gloomp of clean snow.

An island.

In the middle of a lake of piss.

So this is the story of Snow Island,

In The Middle Of Piss Lake.

Once upon a March there lived a little island of snow,

in the middle of a big lake of yellow piss.

All the neighborhood critters came there to frolic.

Then the weather got warmer,

and the little island started to melt.

One Bear, upon observing this development,

Decided to put the cute little island out of its fuckin' misery, already,

and get on with more important matters, So I pissed on it!

The End.

Now wasn't that fuckin' touching?

Well I thought it was,

So if you didn't, then screw you!

Ha! Just yankin' yer chain!

Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop.

Nuck-nuck-nuck-nuck.

Have a nice day. :)

First Pissing:

This will be the first entry on a new blog, hence the name; "First Pissing"...

I got pist off at hotmail today. This prompted me to go and create a gmail account. Now, since I have it, I figure, hey, why not start a new blog, as well. So, here's a mere sampling of what pissed me off today:

I found an art-form, (Japanese) which I had previously not been aware of, searched it. I found a person , but could not find their art, as it has apparently been deleted.

I don't know if they deleted it, or if they all just hated them to the point where they got pissed off and deleted it all, that's too bad.

I would have liked to have seen it.

I enjoy art.

I create art myself.

Ok. , and it goes to a page which states, "Cookies must be enabled for this site to be accessed"

What the fuck!?!

"Cookies" are just a way for them to track you, and I don't want to be tracked.

I don't want to be found.

The reason is My Business! and nobody else's!

Besides, this is not my computer, and I refuse to fuck up someone's personal property that they have been kind enough to allow me to use.

Advertisers use cookies to track & find your url, ip address, etc. in order to spam you with useless pop-up ads. They also snoop in your personal info, to try and aim certain ads at specific individuals. Fuck all that! Fuck cookies!!

The FBI, CIA, NSA, & whatever other spooky goons the NWO has in their shady employ can use cookies to keep track of you, spy on you, neb in your private business, etc.

And that's a big bowl of molasses to have to eat, let me tell you!

Fuck all the goons! Fuck the NWO, and

Most motherfuckin assurredly,

Fuck Cookies!

This has been just a small sampling of the

Vast conglomeration of BULLSHIT

That pisses me off on any given day.

I feel bad for the poor girl,

Whoever & where ever

she happens to be.

I'd really like to check out her art,

just to see what all the contraversy is about.

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